Some Jokes that I Wrote:
At a Restaurant, A Man
asked a Waitress why the Children’s Menu Prices were about 800 Times More than
the Comparable Adult Meal Prices, and He was told by the Waitress, “Because of
the Wear and Tear on the Children’s High Chairs.”
A Man said to a guy,
“There are Four VIPs Here.” And the guy asked, “Who?” And The Man replied,
“This Very Important Paddle, and this Very Important Puddle, and also this Very
Important Puzzle, and this Very Important Pizza.”
There were Very Comical
Wrong Voices for when People Spoke.
A Man said to a Woman at The Dinner Table, “Louise,
you need a Bigger Folder for Your Paperwork.” And Louise replied, “I have a
Bigger Folder. Come outside with Me to see it.” And They went outside, and on
The Lawn was a Gigantic Folder that was about 80 Feet Long and about 80 Feet
Wide.
And
More of My Writings:
Y65. Point of Reference. Points of Reference. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y66.
Device. Devices. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y67.
Medicine. Medicines. Medication. Medications. Medicated. Medical. Medicals.
Medically. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y68. Genetically
Engineered. Genetic Engineering. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y69. Accurate.
Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y70. Categorize.
Categorizes. Categorization. Categorizations. Categorized. Categorical.
Categorically. Miscategorize. Miscategorizes. Miscategorization.
Miscategorizations. Miscategorized. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y71. Label. Labels.
Labeling. Labeled. Mislabel. Mislabels. Mislabeling. Mislabeled. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y72. Accurate.
Accurately. Inaccurate. Inaccurately. Not Accurate (NA). Not Accurately (NA). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y73.
Red Flag (RF). Red Flags (RF). Red Flag Warning (RFW). Red Flag Warnings (RFW).
About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject
(NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y74. Here are some Often Truthful, and Paraphrased,
sayings: “Let Sleeping Dogs Sleep,” “Do Not Disturb,” “Intervene at Your Own
Risk,” and “Intervene at Your Own Peril.” About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Joke that I
Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “That Food really Hit the
Spot.” And The Woman asked, “What Spot?! What Spot are You Talking about?! What
Spot did that Food Hit?!”
Today I had a Great
Time going to Church Services and eating at a Restaurant with Family and
Friends. -- Brandon
One of My Cousins won The Miss Oregon USA
Beauty Pageant. -- Brandon
I had a Great Time
Fishing with My Grandpa Today: We Caught a Fish. And I was The Netter. –
Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y75. Net. Nets. The Net
(TN). The Nets (TN). A Net (AN). Some Nets (SN).
Y76. Netter. Netters.
The Netter (TN). The Netters (TN). A Netter (AN). Some Netters (SN).
Y77. Fisher. Fishers.
The Fisher (TF). The Fishers (TF). A Fisher (AF). Some Fishers (SF).
Y78. Fisherman.
Fishermen. The Fisherman (TF). The Fishermen (TF). A Fisherman (AF). Some
Fishermen (SF).
Many People try to Rationalize
Things that should Not be Rationalized. Thing A is Thing A. One Plus One Equals
Two. Thing A is Not Thing B. One Plus One does Not Equal Eight. Right is Right.
Wrong is Wrong. Good Morals do Not Change. Truth does Not Change. It does Not
matter what supposed Opinion Polls say. Good Morality does Not Change. A Law
may state that You cannot Pray to God and/or You cannot Read the Bible, and
such a Law should Just be Ignored. An Abomination is an Abomination. A Grave
Sin is a Grave Sin. A Serious Sin is a Serious Sin. Under the Guise of
Toleration, some Individuals have tried to make other Individuals do Immoral
Things that also contradict God’s Law. Jury Nullification (JN) is a Real
Concept -- it is when a Juror finds a Law Immoral, and therefore finds the
Person Innocent. God’s Law Trumps Man’s Law. God is Perfect. And Humans are Not
Perfect. Humans are Imperfect. And that is OK.
Y79. And More of My Writings:
Some things are better
expressed in Written Form, while others things are better expressed Verbally.
An example of something that may be better expressed in Written Form is when
someone asks, “What is your Brother’s name again?” If the Person has more than
one Brother, someone may think that they are referring to more than one
Brother, when the Person really just wanted the name of one Brother, and the
Person who was asked may have missed the subtle verbal clue of the singular
tenses throughout the Question, such as Is instead of Are, and Name instead of
Names. On the Flipside, when someone reads something, and the Writer is Not
Present, then Questions may Not be answered in a Timely Manner; whereas when someone
talks Verbally, then Questions about the Subject Matter can often be Answered
more Quickly, and there is sometimes less Confusion. – Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Y80. The Blindspot (TB). The Blindspots (TB). A Blindspot (AB). Some
Blindspots (SB). Blindspot – an area someone cannot see. Blindspots – some
areas someone cannot see. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y81. Realist. The Realist (TR). The Realists (TR). A Realist (AR). Some
Realists (SR). About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
In The Presidential Election,
a Televised Debate consisted of only One Candidate who was in a Fierce debate
with Himself, complete with arguing with Himself aloud.
Men and Women wearing and carrying Equipment said to a
Woman, “We heard that You have a Text Message on Your Cellphone that You do Not
want to Erase, and by Court Order you Must Erase that Text Message, as it can
Clog up Your Cellphone. This Equipment will Unclog Your Cellphone by erasing
that Text Message. This is for Your Own Good, as well as for the The Good of
Society.”
I had a Great Time visiting with Family and Friends in Central Oregon
for about 3 weeks. We also had a Great Time at the Oregon Oktoberfest at Mount
Angel. – Brandon
Many Individuals have Written Fables, and Many Individuals have Written
Parables. A Fable often involves Animals and/or Objects as characters in the
story, and a Parable often involves People as characters in the story.
Many Individuals believe in the Existence of ESP -- Extra-Sensory
Perception, which is also often known as a Sixth Sense.
The Mysterious Paper:
A
Man remarked how there were plenty of Resources, such as Metals and
Electronics, to make Space Ships, and other things, although there is Not
enough Money to make those Space Ships and other things. A Child then said, “Why
Not chop down more trees and make more money with the paper from the Trees?
Money is basically just paper made from Trees.” – Brandon
Some More of My
Writings:
Y82. At this Point. At
these Points. At this Point in Time. At these Points of Time. About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Y83. At that Point. At
those Points. At that Point of Time. At those Points of Time. About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Y84. True. Truly.
Truth. Truthful. Truthfully. Truthfulness. Untrue. Untruthful. Untruthfulness.
Untruthfulness. Not True (NT). Not Truly (NT). Not the Truth (NTT). Not
Truthfully (NT). Non-Truthfulness (NT). About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y85. Literate.
Literates. Literacy. Literature. Literatures. Illiterate. Illiterates.
Illiteracy. Not Literate (NL). Non-Literates (NL). The Ability to Read. The
Abilities to Read. The Inability to Read. The Inabilities to Read. At this Age
(ATA). At these Ages (ATA). Not at this Age (NATA). Not at these Ages (NATA). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Y86.
Intent. Intents. Good Intent (GI). Good Intents (GI). Bad Intent (BI). Bad
Intents (BI). Neutral Intent (NI). Neutral Intents (NI). Intentional.
Intentionally. Unintentional. Unintentionally. Not Intentional (NI). Not
Intentionally (NI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I
Wrote:
A Man wore a Huge Wig,
and a Woman asked, “Why are You wearing such a Huge Wig?” And The Man replied,
“I was told that I was a Big Wig, and I wanted to make that statement as close
to being an Honest Statement as possible.”
At a Grocery Store, a guy asked a Man, “How
much does that Toothbrush cost that’s in Your Cart?”
And The Man replied, “About 2 Dollars.” And the guy jumped up and down and
yelled, “About 2 Dollars?! I have the Price Guide Right Here. It cost one
dollar and ninety nine cents. Not about 2 Dollars!!!! Be Honest!!!!”
While in His Car, The Man
said aloud, “Sorry Purple Automobile for making Fun of You.”
The Man, while touching
His own Bare Arms, said to a Woman, “Don’t be Alarmed, I am just Testing the
Smoke Alarm.”
A Man was called onstage
to Get The Best Hugging Award, as well as The Best Smooching Award.
A guy told a Woman, “I
only got 5 out of 6 numbers right on a Lottery Ticket. So I threw it away. It
would only be worth about 6 million dollars.
I’m going out to lunch. Can I borrow 10 dollars for Lunch?”
A Man went inside His
House, and there was only a Kitchen Sink in His House. And The Man said to a
Woman, “I did Not mean it literally for You to pack everything but the Kitchen
Sink for our Vacation.”
The Mother tucked Her
Child into Bed, and She said to Him, “Goodnight. And I don’t want to Hear a
Peep from You tonight.” And then The Child said, “Peep. Peep. Peep. Peep.”
A Man asked a Woman, “Do
you have a Fly Swatter in this House?” And The Woman replied, “We have the
Natural Alternatives to Fly Swatters here.” And The Man asked, “What are the
Natural Alternatives?” And The Woman replied, “Cob Webs and Spiders.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom
said to Ted the Dog, “Read Your Bone, Ted.” And Ted said aloud, “If I could
read My Bone, instead of Just Eating it, I would be Literate. Think how much a
Literate Dog could bring in. But what do I know? All I can do is Speak aloud.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I
ate 382 Pieces of Pizza.” And the Woman asked, “What?! Is that in Your whole
Lifetime? Or is there a Typo in what You just said?” And The Man replied, “I
ate them about an hour ago at a Pizza Parlor. Each of the Pieces of Pizza were
about 1/9 of an inch long, and about 1/8 of an inch wide. They were cut by
Lasers.”
The Man said to a Woman,
“I’m as Happy as a Clam.” And The Woman then got some Clams from Her Freezer,
and She asked them, “Clams, are You Happy?! Are you Happy Clams?! You are
Frozen through and through from being in the Freezer, and so I don’t think that
You’re Happy.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
What’s the Point of The Toothpicks that are often Vertically Placed in Our Club
Sandwiches at Restaurants? Are the Toothpicks there in an attempt to hold the
Sandwiches together, or are they attempts to Impale the Sandwiches before they
are devoured by Us? Did Vlad the Impaler create Club Sandwiches?
A Joke that I Wrote: The
Man said to His Mother, “I will Miss You when I go on a Vacation.” And His
Mother said, “I will Miss You too.” And The Man replied, “And I will Miss
Myself too when I go on Vacation.” And The Mother said, “What do You mean that
You’ll Miss Yourself too?” And The Man replied, “I am sending My Clone on
Vacation, and I’ll be hiding out in the Attic for 12 days.”
A Joke that I Wrote: The Man bought groceries, and The Cashier said,
“Oh, I almost Forgot, here is Your Expiration Date Guide for the Yogurt that
You bought.” And The Cashier handed Him a Very Big Book. And The Man said,
“Aren’t the Expiration dates on The Yogurt?” And The Cashier replied, “Yes,
although this Book recommends looking at approximately 93,000 different sections
of each yogurt, and each section has its own expiration date.” And The Man
said, “Each Yogurt has been divided into about 93,000 Sections in this Book?!
By the time that I look at all 93,000 Sections of Yogurt, all the Yogurt will
have gone bad by then.” And The Cashier replied, “Ok.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Why do Some Doughnuts
have Holes in Their Centers? Is this an Attempt to Make the Doughnuts lose some
Weight? Or can Doughnuts also be used as Eyeglasses?
A
Joke that I Wrote: The Spaghetti yelled, “Stop! I don’t want to have Sauce on
Top of Me!”
A Joke that I Wrote:
Mom
said, “Ted, Carry that Drink to Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “I would if I
could; however, I do Not have Opposable Thumbs.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Woman behind a Fair
Booth said something Very Controversial about Modern Day Politics to a Man, and
The Man replied, “Well, I believe that Giraffes, Rhinos, and Water Buffaloes
should Wear Hats, and, with Broom Handles in their Mouths, should sweep up
Trash on the Roads.”
An Often Truthful saying about
Some Things is, “The Apple does Not Fall far from The Tree.” About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Man thought that a
High School’s Mock Trial involved Mocking People during Trials, and, when He
attended a High School’s Mock Trial, He got up during the Trial, and He Yelled,
“Where is The Mocking? Why aren’t You guys making Fun of Each Other? This is a
Mock Trial isn’t it?”
Another Joke that I Wrote: The Dream Team soon became The
Self-Made Nightmare Team.
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Ted the Dog said, “I
heard there’s a Party going on around here. Where’s The Party?”
The Man said, “I have to
Recharge My Paper, My Paperclips, and My Pants, or else they won’t Work.”
A Joke that I Wrote: Mom
said, “I am going to Park in a Shady place and leave the Air Conditioning on, Ted,
while You briefly stay in the Car with Brandon.” And Ted the Dog said, “Mom, I
don’t want to stay in a Shady Place, as Shady things may Happen there.” And Mom
replied, “By Shady, I mean a Place with a Tree that causes Shade.” And Ted
said, “Oh, I thought that You meant Shady as in Questionable. Ok, I understand
now.”
The Man said, “That is a
Hopethetical Question.” And a guy replied, “You mean that it is a Hypothetical
Question, right?” And The Man said, “No, it is a Hopethetical Question, as it
may or may Not give Hope.”
Some of My Writings:
Y87. Hypothetical.
Hypothetically. Not Hypothetical (NH). Not Hypothetically (NH). About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Y88. Interconnect.
Interconnects. Interconnecting. Interconnected. Interconnectedness.
Interconnectivity. Interconnecting System(s) (IS). Interconnected System(s)
(IS). Not. Not a (NA). Not an (NA). Not the (NT). Not those (NT). A. An. The.
Those. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y89. Fluid. Fluids.
Fluidic. Fluid Intelligence(s) (FI). Crystallized Intelligence(s) (CI). Verbal.
Verbally. Non-Verbal (NV). Non-Verbally (NV). Verbal Intelligence(s) (VI).
Non-Verbal Intelligence(s) (NVI). Intelligence. Intelligences. Intelligence(s).
A Type of Intelligence (ATOI). Types of Intelligence (TOI). Knowledge.
Knowledges. Knowledgeable. Knowledgeability. Know How (KH). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Y90. Isolated Incident
(II). Isolated Incidents (II). Not an Isolated Incident (NAII). Not Isolated
Incidents (NII). Pretty Much (PM). Basically. Approximately. About. Not Pretty
Much (NPM). Not Basically (NB). Not Approximately (NA). Not About (NA). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y91. Distort. Distorts.
Distorting. Distorted. Distortion. Distortions. Not. About that Subject (ATS).
About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those
Subjects (NATS).
Y92.
Represent. Represents. Representing. Represented. Representation.
Representations. Misrepresent. Misrepresents. Misrepresenting. Misrepresented.
Misrepresentation. Misrepresentations. A Good Representation. Good
Representations. A Bad Representation. Bad Representations. A Neutral
Representation. Neutral Representations. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman:
"I beg Your Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaardoooooooooooooooooooon?"
A Joke that I Wrote:
In
the 1700s, a Man took out a cell phone, and then sirens sounded, and a Man on
an Intercom said, “This is an Anachronism Alert! Today is March 18, 1781, and
cell phones have yet to be officially invented, and yet a Man has one. Please
turn on Your Computers and Televisions for More Information about this
Anachronism Alert.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man asked a Woman,
“What’s the Temperature Outside?” And The Woman replied, “The 60s.” And The Man
said, “We are in the 1960s? Was there a Time Warp? Should I get My Disco Shoes
on? Who do You think will Win The Cold War? Or will it sort of End in a Tie?”
Some
Jokes that I Wrote:
Ted
the Dog said, “Where are you going when You’re Walking on that Treadmill?”
Ted
the Dog said, “Where’s My Mail?”
A
Man said to a Woman, “Why are you wearing Your Left Shoe on Your Right Foot,
and Your Right Shoe on Your Left Foot?” And The Woman replied, “I want to see
if this arrangement will Magically take Me to a Box full of Buried Gold Coins.”
A Man said to a Woman,
“Well, We can’t go there unless We get 33 different Driving Licenses, as that
route goes through 33 Different United States Cities, and each City requires
its own Driving License.”
There
were two pieces of Mail, and a Man repeatedly reshuffled the Mail about a Dozen
Times, and He said to His Roommate, “I’m repeatedly looking at the Names on the
Letters to see if You have a Letter, in case I caught a Case of Seasonal
Dyslexia.”
And More of My Writings:
Y93. Vowel(s).
Consonant(s). Number(s). Symbol(s).
Y94. Inspire. Inspires.
Inspiration. Inspirations. Inspiring. Inspired. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
Y95. Priority.
Priorities. Prioritization. Prioritizations. Prioritizing. Prioritized. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
The Man called a
Restaurant, and He said, “Why hasn’t My Meal arrived?” And The Waiter replied,
“Sir, when did You call in Your Order?” And The Man said, “I did Not call in My
Order. I expect You guys to be Mind Readers in addition to serving Great Food.”
Ted the Dog said, “Mom, I
don’t Understand Business. All I Understand is Love.”
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
A Man got on Top of a Crate, and, while also Twirling a Baton, He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, and Boys and Girls, Let it Be Known that I am one of The Most Intelligent People in the World. And I’m also Very Gifted at Various Things. I have a Very Big Brain. My IQ is in about The Top One Percent. And I have had Many Accomplishments. And I don’t Brag. And I am Extremely Humble.”
A Man got on Top of a Crate, and, while also Twirling a Baton, He said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, and Boys and Girls, Let it Be Known that I am one of The Most Intelligent People in the World. And I’m also Very Gifted at Various Things. I have a Very Big Brain. My IQ is in about The Top One Percent. And I have had Many Accomplishments. And I don’t Brag. And I am Extremely Humble.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
Ted the Dog said, “Why didn’t You give Me a Piece of Cheese?”
And More of My Writings:
Y96. Closed System.
Closed Systems. Closed System (CS). Closed Systems (CS). Close. Closes.
Closing. Closed. Sort of. Sort of (SO). About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y97. Open System. Open
Systems. Open System (OS). Open Systems (OS). Open. Opens. Opening. Opened.
Sort of. Sort of (SO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y98. System. Systems.
Systematic. Systematically. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Y99. Our. Their. Your.
My. Mine. His. Her.
Here is a Quote from C.S.
Lewis: “I believe in Christ like I believe in the sun, not because I can see it
but by it I can see everything else.”
I remember going to
Disneyland and listening to the Song, “It’s a Small World after all,” on It’s a
Small World Amusement Ride there.
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Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
Two People, each with a TV Remote Controller in Their Hands, got into a Temporary Channel Changing War with a Television. -- Brandon
Two People, each with a TV Remote Controller in Their Hands, got into a Temporary Channel Changing War with a Television. -- Brandon
Here is a Quote from a
Conservative:
“Never Forget, I did Not
Grant Your Freedom to You. Your Freedom was Given to You at Birth by Your
Creator. Government’s Job is to Acknowledge and Preserve that Freedom which is
Already Yours Naturally.”
Here is a Bible Verse,
John 8:32: “And You will know the truth, and the truth will make You Free.”
Here
is a Quote: “The Left Wing and The Right Wing are from the Same Bird.”
Here are Some Jokes that
I Wrote:
The Man asked a Woman,
“How was Your Vacation?” And The Woman replied, “It was a Blonde Journey.” And
The Man said, “You mean that it was a Long Journey?” And The Woman replied, “It
was both a Blonde Journey and a Long Journey too.”
A Referee, who was also
in His Referee’s Black and White Striped Uniform, was asleep in Bed, and, while
asleep, He blew His Referee’s Whistle, and Put His Hands in Referee Symbols,
and He whispered, “Touchdown.”
The Man said to a Woman,
“What are You Thinking about?” And The Woman replied, “Bologna.” And The Man
said, “What’s ridiculous about that Question? Why do You think it’s Bologna?”
And The Woman replied, “No, I am really thinking about Bologna.”
The
Man said to a Woman, “Why don’t You Lie Down.” And The Woman replied, “I am Not
going to Lie while I am Down. Instead, I am going to Tell the Truth and Lay
Down.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man asked a Woman, “How
did Your Day go? Anything exciting happen today?” And The Woman replied,
“Nothing exciting Happened today. I just saw an 800 Foot Bird drive a Very
Large Car. I would say it was a Pretty Normal Day.”
A Man said to a Woman,
“The Cat’s out of the bag.” And The Woman said, “What? What was revealed? Was
it Very Important Information?” And The Man pointed to a Cat and a Bag, and He
replied, “No, I literally mean that Cat is out of the Bag.”
A
Man asked a Woman, “How did Your Visit with Your Friend go?” And The Woman
said, “She lives in a Dump. And I mean that literally, as She lives in a
Garbage Dumpster that is Next to a Restaurant.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Waitress
at a Restaurant, “And I would like My Eggs Poached.” And The Waitress said,
“What?! You need a Valid Hunting License to get Eggs. I will Not give You eggs
that have been Poached.”
The Cashier said to a
Man, “You swipe your credit card here,” and She pointed to a Credit Card
Terminal. And The Man said, “I own this Credit Card. And I will Not Swipe My
Own Credit Card. Do You think that I’m a Thief?!”
The Man said to a Woman,
“Tom is over The Hill.” And The Woman replied, “Tom is Not that Old.” And The
Man replied, “Look out the Window. See how Tom is literally over That Hill.”
The
Man said to a Woman, “I’m going to Jump into the Shower.” And The Woman
replied, “I hope that You don’t mean that literally, as I don’t want You to
break a Hip while literally jumping into the Shower.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
At a Barbecue, a Man
asked a Woman, “Would You like some Collard Greens with Your Hamburger?” And
The Woman replied, “I do Not want any of My Vegetables to have Collars on
them.”
And More of My Writings:
Y100. Standard of Decency
(SOD). Standards of Decency (SOD).
And More of My Writings:
Z1. Dependent.
Dependents. Dependence. (A)
(The) Dependency. (Some) (Those) (The) Dependencies. About that Subject (ATS).
About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those
Subjects (NATS).
Z2. Dependent Upon (DU).
Dependent Upon that (DUT). Dependent Upon these (DUT). Dependent Upon those
(DUT). Very. Extremely. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z3. Not Dependent (ND).
Not Dependents (ND). Non-Dependency (ND). Non-Dependencies (ND). About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z4. Not Dependent Upon
(NDU). Not Dependent Upon that (NDUT). Not Dependent Upon these (NDUT). Not Dependent
Upon those (NDUT). Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z5. National Security
(NS). National Securities (NS). National Security Interest (NSI). National
Security Interests (NSI). Vital Interest (VI). Vital Interests (VI). Very Vital
Interest (VVI). Very Vital Interests (VVI). Extremely Vital Interest (EVI).
Extremely Vital Interests (EVI). Vital. Vitally. Very Vital (VV). Very Vitally
(VV). Extremely Vital (EV). Extremely Vitally (EV). About that Subject (ATS).
About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those
Subjects (NATS).
An
often Truthful Saying is: "Your Reputation Precedes You."
Here is a Quote: “A Lie doesn’t become Truth, Wrong doesn’t
become Right, and Evil doesn’t become Good, just because it’s accepted by a
Majority.”
Here
is a Joke that I Wrote:
A
Man asked a Woman, “Why are You Crying?” And The Woman replied, “Over Spilled
Milk.” And The Man said, “You should Not Cry over that which is
Inconsequential.” And The Woman replied, “No, I’m Literally Crying Over Spilled
Milk. My Company’s Tanker Ship Spilled 89,000 Gallons of Milk off the Coast of
Norway.”
An
Often Truthful Saying, and Metaphor, is, “It is often Good Not to get Down in
the Mud with Them.”
Here is a Joke that I
Wrote:
A
Police Officer pulled over a Motorist, and The Police Man said, “Driver’s
License and Registration Please.” And The Woman gave the Officer Her Driver’s
License and Registration. And The Police Officer said, “And where is the
License for that Candy Bar?” And The Woman said, “What?!” And The Police
Officer said, “Next thing You’ll be telling Me that You don’t need a License
for that Soda, which is the Second Thing that I’ll be Citing You for if You
don’t have that License. Ma’am, I Just Enforce the Laws.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
Using Computer Animation,
a Gigantic Cotton Ball that took about 21 seconds to come out of the Medicine
Jar came out. And The Man said to a Woman, “The Cotton Ball Took all the Room
in the Medicine Jar, and then some. So much so that there wasn’t Room for the
Medicine.” And then The Man dumped out the Medicine Jar, and a Note from the
Jar fell on the Floor, and it stated, in all Capital Letters, “AND THEN SOME.”
A Joke that I Wrote: A
Man rolled up His Car Window, and Ted the Dog asked, “Why did You Roll up the
Car’s Window?” And The Man replied, “Because it’s Raining Ted.” And Ted the Dog
said, “Oh, oh Ok. I understand Now.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
The Man said to another
Man, “Were You talking about The Ranch or The Wrench? There is a Big
Difference.”
The Man asked a Woman,
“Would You like a Mouse for Your Computer?” And The Woman said, “Why would I
want a Mouse for My Computer?” And The Man replied, “It is good for Pointing
and Clicking.” And The Woman said, “But Mice Bite and Scratch in addition to
Pointing, and I don’t know about
Clicking.” And The Man said, “No, I mean a Computer Mouse,” and The Man
held up a Computer Mouse and a Mouse Pad. And The Woman said, “Why did they put
a Mouse in that Clicking Device, and why does that Mouse need a Pad? Mouse, are
You Ok in that Device?”
The
Man said to a Woman, “Why did You spill the Beans?” And The Woman replied,
“What? I haven’t told anyone anything.” And The Man pointed to some Spilled
Beans, and He said, “No, You Literally spilled these Beans. What a Mess.”
Some More of My Writings:
Z6. Important. Very
Important (VI). Extremely Important (EI). Importantly. Very Importantly (VI).
Extremely Importantly (EI). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z7. Not Important (NI).
Not Very Important (NVI). Not Extremely Important (NEI). Not Importantly (NI).
Not Very Importantly (NVI). Not Extremely Importantly (NEI). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Z8. Override. Overrides.
Overriding. Overridden. Overrode. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z9. An Overriding
Concern. Overriding Concerns. An Overriding Issue. Overriding Issues. Not. The.
About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject
(NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z10. More Importantly. It
is More Important. It is More Important that. It is Much More Important. It is
Much More Important that. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z11. It is Very More Important.
It is Very More Important that. It is Extremely More Important. It is Extremely
More Important that. Not. The. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z12. Applause. Applauses.
Applaud. Applauds. Applauding. Applauded. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z13. Commend. Commends.
Commending. Commended. Commendation. Commendations. About that Subject (ATS).
About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those
Subjects (NATS).
Z14. Kudo. Kudos. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z15. Praise. Praises.
Praising. Praised. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z16. Well-Said. Well-Said
(WS). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I
see that You have Good Genes.” And the Woman replied, “My Jeans are Torn, and
they are Too Big for My Body.” And the Man replied, “No, what I mean is that I
can see that Your Physical and Non-Physical Characteristics indicate that You
have Good Genetics.” And The Woman replied, “Why didn’t You say so in the First
Place?”
At Eight He Easily Ate
Eight Eggs.
The Man said to a Woman,
“They are selling Faster than Hot Cakes.” And The Woman replied, “I owned a
Restaurant for several years, and the Hotcakes did Not sell Very Fast.” And The
Man said, “I was speaking Metaphorically.” And The Woman replied, “I don’t
speak Metaphorically. I only speak English and French.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man threw a Frisbee,
and then for about 20 seconds He ran away from the Frisbee that kept on coming
back to Him no matter where He went. And another Man said to Him, “I guess that
saying is True: What Comes around Goes Around.”
A Man told a Woman, “That
will Not Happen on My Watch.” And The Woman replied, “What is Special about
Your Watch? I got My Watch from My Grandpa, and it’s about 20 years old. In one
year it will be able to drink legally, and in 15 years, at the age of 35, it
will be able to be Elected as President of the United States of America,
although there will have to be a Change to the US Constitution, as it was
Foreign Born.” And The Man said, “I was Metaphorically Speaking about My Watch
as President of Our Organization.” And The Woman said, “You are a Watch? I
thought that You were a Member of Humanity. Aren’t You a Human?”
The Man said to a Woman,
“I’m sending You on a Vacation to The Big Apple.” And The Woman replied, “Really?
Thank You. I’ve always wanted to Visit New York City.” And The Man said, “Not
New York City. This Big Apple.” And The Man unveiled a Gigantic Big Apple.
A Man asked a Woman,
“Have You seen My Eyeglasses?” And The Woman replied, “You are wearing them
right now.” And The Man said, “How can you know? You aren’t wearing Your
Glasses to see if I’m wearing My Eye Glasses. Are You sure that I’m Not wearing
Your Glasses?” And the Woman replied, “No, My Glasses are Right Here on this
Desk.” And The Man replied, “How do You know? You aren’t wearing Your Glasses
to see if Your Glasses are on Your Desk.”
The Man said to a Woman,
“I’m going to go ahead and give You The Green Light.” And The Woman said,
“Thank You. I’ll meet with Him right away.” And The Man said, “What do You
mean? I was talking about this Green Light.” And then the Man wheeled out a
Gigantic Green Light.
Mr. Baldwin, while
Touching His own Bald Head, told some Ribald Jokes.
A Joke that I Wrote: A
Man literally began to Sweat Bullets.
A Rhyme of Mine: After
the Track Meet, some Men Met to eat Some Meats at the Meat Market Meetup.
In one of My Writings,
The Man said, “It is often Legal for a Police Officer to Lie to You during an
Interrogation, although it is Not Legal for You to Lie to a Police Officer.”
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Man repeatedly said,
“Crunch. Crunch. Crunch. Crunch.” And a Woman said, “Why are You saying that?”
And The Man replied, “My Boss told Me to Crunch some Numbers, and, since I
don’t know how to do that, I thought this was the Best Alternative.”
A Man began to Comically
Try to pull Himself up by His Bootstraps in His Bedroom, and a Woman replied,
“Why are You making a Huge Mess trying to Pull Yourself Up by Your Bootstraps?
What a Disaster.” And The Man replied, “Don’t You want Me to be Self-Reliant?”
A Man came into a
Company’s Headquarters, and He said, “I took 2 weeks off work, and I spent
about $8,000 in Food, Lodging, and Fuel in order to drive across the Country to
Return this Gadget.” And The Woman said, “How much did the Gadget cost You?”
And The Man replied, “About Twenty Dollars.” And The Woman replied, “You could
have Mailed it back to us, and the Shipping would have only been about Eight
Dollars.” And The Man replied, “That would have been Uneconomical.”
In response to what
People said at a Party, a Woman who wore Deer Antlers on Her Hat said, while
throwing Red Flags, “That is a Red Flag Warning! Touchdown!”
A Rhyme of Mine: Before I
Concur to Configure and Confer a Conifer Tree to You I must Confer with Mr.
Connor in a Conference Call.
Family and Friends and I had a Great Time Tonight on the Portland Spirit
Dinner Boat. Mom, Happy Birthday. -- Brandon
And More of My Writings:
Z17. Content. Contents of
(CO). The Content (TC). The Contents of (TCO).
Z18. The Bible. Bible.
Z19. The Literature. The
Literatures. Literature. Literatures.
Z20. The Apocrypha (TA).
Apocrypha. Questionable. Very Questionable (VQ). Extremely Questionable (EQ).
Not Questionable (NQ). Not Very Questionable (NVQ). Not Extremely Questionable
(NEQ). The Apocrypha were put in the 1611 King James Bible, and were part of
the King James Bible for over 200 years.
And Some More of My
Writings:
Z21. Spontaneous Order.
Self-Control (SC). Self-Controls (SC). Self-Controlling (SC). Self-Controlled
(SC). Self-Policed (SP). Self-Policing (SP). About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
Z22. Central Planning. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z23. Plan. Plans.
Planning. Planned. The Plan. The Plans. The Planning. The Planned. About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z24. Order. Orders.
Ordering. Ordered. The Order. The Orders. The Ordering. The Ordered. About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z25. Organize. Organizes.
Organizing. Organized. Organization. Organizations. The Organization. The
Organizations. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about
that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z26. Disorganize.
Disorganizes. Disorganizing. Disorganized. Disorganization. Disorganizations. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Z27. Complimentary. Comp.
Comped. For example, The Hotel Comped some Items Free of Charge. About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
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A Rhyme of Mine:
The Man said to another
Man, “Please Watch, although do Not Wash, My Watch.”
Some of My Writings:
Z28.
Tangible. Tangibles. Tangibility. Intangible. Intangibles. Intangibility. A
Tangible Characteristic. A Tangible Quality. Tangible Characteristics. Some
Tangible Characteristics. Tangible Quality. Some Tangible Qualities. An
Intangible Characteristic. An Intangible Quality. Some Intangible
Characteristics. Some Intangible Characteristics. An Intangible Quality. Some
Intangible Qualities. Characteristic. Characteristics. A Characteristic. Some
Characteristics. Quality. Qualities. A Quality. Some Qualities. Feature.
Features. A Feature. Some Features. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
A Woman asked a Man, “Why
did You give Me a Can of Corn?” And The Man replied, “In order to Prepare You
for a Corny Joke.”
A Man was Drumming on a
Drum, and a Woman asked, “Why are You making such Cacophonous Sounds with that
Drum?” And The Man said, “You told Me to Drum up some Business. And that is
what I am Literally Doing. Although by the Way the Drums sound, I may be
Un-Drumming up some Business.”
A Man said to a Woman, “I
am going to Work to make some Dough. And I mean that Literally, as I work at a
Bread Factory.”
And More of My Writings:
Z29. What is known as
“Black Propaganda” -- which is False Information, especially during Wartime.
False Information (FI). Propaganda.
Z30. Truthful Information
(TI). True Information (TI).
A Joke that I Wrote:
Someone
from Race B tried to get someone from Race C kicked out of Race C, and someone
from Ethnicity D tried to get someone from Ethnicity E kicked out of Ethnicity
E, all of which were Really Futile Endeavors, as Blood is Blood.
A Joke that I Wrote:
The
Man turned off the Television with His Remote Control, and He said, “What an
Eventful Day Today. Well, the News is Over.” And Ted the Dog said, “The News is
over? What about Tomorrow’s News?” And The Man replied, “Of course the News is
Not Really over, Ted. There will always be News. And there will always be News
to Watch, to Listen to, and to Read.” And Ted the Dog said, “I can do the First
Two Things, and I’m working on The Third.”
As
I learned from a Professor in a College’s Biology Classroom, Viruses Spread
Easily. And according to the World Health Organization (WHO) in the year 2015,
an estimated Sixty Six Percent of People younger than age 50 have a Type of
Herpes. The Following Link has more Information about this Subject: http://who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2015/herpes/en/
A Rhyme of Mine:
The Cajun brought The
Cage In.
Some
Jokes that I Wrote:
A
Grocery Cashier said to a Man who was trying to buy Alcohol, “And I’ll need ID
before I let You buy those Beers.” And The Man said, “I’m 81 years old.” And
The Cashier replied, “I don’t need ID for You. I need ID for that Shirt that
You’re Wearing. It doesn’t look a day over 12 years old.”
A
Man asked a guy, “Why are You wearing a Security Guard’s Uniform?” And the guy
replied, “I’m a Security Guard, and I work for Myself, guarding My own Tongue.
As the saying states, ‘Guard Your Tongue, as You would Guard Your Life.’”
A Man said, “Where is the
Legislative Body?” And a Woman replied, “The Legislature is that Building
there.” And The Man said, “I’m an Undertaker, and I was wondering how that Body
is doing, and if it needs to buy a Burial Plot.” And The Woman replied, “There
is Not Literally a Body for the Legislature. That is a Figure of Speech.” And
The Undertaker replied, “Ok. Are You sure about that? Where did You get that
Information from?”
A Joke that I Wrote: A
Man said to a Person, “Were you born Yesterday?” And The Person replied, “As a
Matter of Fact, I was born 21 hours ago. Figure that one out. Have You figured
it out yet? I’m a Guppy Fish-Human Hybrid, and I hatched out of an egg a few
hours ago.”
Another Joke that I
Wrote: A Man said aloud, “You have been Notified, Mother Nature, that the State
Legislature has Wrote a Law that You, Mother Nature, are Not to have Summer
Temperatures above 91 degrees Fahrenheit. Mother Nature, are You going to
Comply with this Law?”
A Man opened the door to
His House, and Dogs were everywhere, and He said, “This place has gone to the
Dogs, and I mean that Literally.”
A
Rhyme of Mine:
The Professor gave a
Lecture about the Effects of Ether.
Here is a Quote: “We live
on a Blue Planet that Circles around a Ball of Fire Next to a Moon that Moves
The Sea, and You don’t Believe in Miracles?”
In one of My Writings of
Fiction, set in The Future, when a Man, whose name is Mr. Ryan Wizard, Travels,
He creates Habitable Lands: for example, when He Travels from Oregon to New
York, the area from Oregon to New York is made Habitable for a long amount of
time.
An often Truthful saying is: “The Truth can be Stranger than Fiction.”
The Story of The Trojan Horse, and the
Important Lessons to be Learned from The Story of The Trojan Horse.
And
More of My Writings:
Z31.
Spy. Spies. Spying. Spied. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z32.
Espionage. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z33.
Saboteur. Saboteurs. Sabotage. Sabotages. Sabotaging. Sabotaged. About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z34.
A Member. Members. A Real Member. Real Members. A Fake Member. Fake Members. A
Member of an Organization. Members of an Organization. A Real Member of an
Organization. Real Members of an Organization. A Fake Member of an
Organization. Fake Members of Organizations. Impostor. Impostors. Not an
Impostor (NAI). Not Impostors (NI). Bad Intent (BI). Bad Intents (BI). Malintent.
Malintents. Malicious Intent (MI). Malicious Intents (MI). Good Intent (GI).
Good Intents (GI). Neutral Intent (NI). Neutral Intents (NI). Mens Rea (MR) --
someone’s Mindset. Mindset. Mindsets. Mindful. Mindfulness. Action. Actions.
Inaction. Inactions. Holding Pattern. Holding Patterns. Combatant. Combatants.
Hostile. Hostiles. Non-Combatant (NC). Non-Combatants (NC). Non-Hostile (NH).
Non-Hostiles (NH). Traitor. Traitors. Non-Traitor (NT). Non-Traitors (NT).
Loyal. Loyals. Loyalist. Loyalists. Loyally. Loyalty. Loyalties. Disloyal.
Disloyally. Disloyalty. Disloyalties. Sham. Shams. Not a Sham (NAS). Not Shams
(NS). Trick. Tricks. Tricking. Tricked. Trickery. A Takeover. Takeovers. An
Attempted Takeover (AAT). Attempted Takeovers (AT). Attempted Trickery (AT). An
Attempt to. Attempts to. Natural. Naturally. Natural Law (NL). Natural Laws
(NL). Unnatural. Unnaturally. Unnatural Law (UL). Unnatural Laws (UL). God’s
Law. God’s Laws. Good Law. Good Laws. Bad Law. Bad Laws. Neutral Law. Neutral
Laws. Good. Goodness. Bad. Badness. Neutral. Neutrals. Neutrally. Neutrality. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z35.
Epidemic. Epidemics. A Real Epidemic. Real Epidemics. An Epidemic (AE). Some
Epidemics (SA). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about
that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z36.
Conceal. Conceals. Concealing. Concealed. Concealment. Concealments. Concealer.
Concealers. Cover. Covers. Covering. Covered. Cover-Up. Cover-Ups. Cover-Upped.
Conspiracy -- The Definition -- “a plan by two or more people to do something
illegal and/or harmful.” Conspiracies -- The Definition -- “Plans by two or
more people to do something illegal and/or harmful.” As the outcomes of Court
Cases indicate, Conspiracies have happened often.
A
Metaphorical Big Person. Here is a Quote: “Don’t Forget that God is a Big God.”
And
More of My Writings:
Z37.
Official. Officially. The Official (TO). Officially the (OT).
Z38.
Unofficial. Unofficially. The Unofficial (TU). Unofficially the (UT).
Z39.
Real. Really. Realness. Reality. Realities. The.
Z40.
Unreal. Unreally. Unrealness. Unreality. Unrealities. The.
Z41.
Story. Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.
Z42.
True Story. True Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.
Z43.
Untrue Story. Untrue Stories. The. Some. An. Sort of (SO). Partly.
Z44.
False Story. False Stories. The. Some. A. Sort of (SO). Partly.
Z45.
An often Truthful saying is, “That Person got a Taste of that Person’s own
Medicine.” And another often Truthful saying is, “What comes around goes
around.” And another often Truthful
saying is, “It is Time to Pay the Piper.”
A Joke that I Wrote:
The Game of Ping Pong
was played with Hamburgers, and the Paddles for The Game were Bottles of
Ketchup and Mustard.
And More of My Writings:
Z46. Belief. Beliefs.
Believe. Believes. Believing. Believed. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your.
His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z47. Disbelief. Disbeliefs.
Disbelieve. Disbelieves. Disbelieving. Disbelieved. I. You. He. She. We. They.
My. Your. His. Her. Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z48. Think. Thinks.
Thinking. Thought. Thoughts. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her.
Our. Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about
that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z49.
Know. Knows. Knowing. Knew. I. You. He. She. We. They. My. Your. His. Her. Our.
Their. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
The Story of The Trojan Horse imparts Important Lessons. There is a Good
Chance that there are Terrorists Hiding among the Refugees. What do You think
about that Very Real Possibility? -- Brandon
INTJ: The Scientist.
INTJ: The Scientists.
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Science. Sciences.
Some Jokes that I Wrote:
The Man said to a Woman,
“Why are You staring at the Moon?” And The Woman replied, “My Grandpa told Me
to only eat a Candy Bar once in a Blue Moon, and I’m waiting to see when the
Moon turns Blue.”
The Man said to a Salmon
who was in an Aquarium, “Salmon, You must think that You are Special, because
Many People often refer to You as a Salmon instead of as a Fish.”
The Librarian said to The
Man, “Please use Your Quiet Voice while You are in the Library.” And The Man
replied, “But I only brought My Loud Voice in My Toolbox. I accidently left My
Quiet Voice at Home.”
A Paraphrased Quote:
“Something that is Legal is Not necessarily Moral. Legality does Not always
mean Morality. Slavery was Legal. Internment Camps were Legal. Segregation was
Legal.” And there are Many Different Legal Systems, and there are Many
different Laws, around The World. There are also God’s Laws. And there are also
Natural Laws. For example, an Apple can fall to the ground regardless of
whether or Not someone believes in the Natural Law of Gravity.
And More of My Writings:
Z50. Competent. Competence. Competently. Competency.
About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject
(NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
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Z51. Incompetent.
Incompetence. Incompetently. Incompetency. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
Z52. All of the Above.
Some of the Above. Many of the Above. One of the Above. None of the Above. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
The Movies called, Wrong
Turn, are Interesting to Watch.
And
More of My Writings:
Z53.
Facet. Facets. A Facet (AF). Some Facets (SF). Multifaceted. Multifaceted and
Complex (MAC). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about
that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z54.
Pseudonym. Pseudonyms. Alias. Aliases. Pen Name (PN). Pen Names (PN).
On
Sunday, December 6, 2015, on the Television Show 60 Minutes, a Former Spy for
an Organization said that They were afraid of AIDS, Ronald Reagan, and Certain
People, and that They thought President Ronald Reagan would push The Nuclear
Button, also known as The Button.
Here are
some Lyrics to a Song, See You Again, by Wiz Khalifa: “That Bond will Never be
Broken; that Love will Never get Lost.”
In one of My Writings
of Fiction, a Mother Bear said to Her Children, "Let's go Swimming."
And one of Her Cubs replied with a Growl. And Mother Bear said, "What did
You say? I forgot how to Speak the Bear Language. Let Me get a
Dictionary."
And More of My Writings:
And More of My Writings:
Z55. Private Discussion.
Private Discussions. Public Discussion. Public Discussions. In Private.
Private. Privately. In Public. Public. Publicly. Discrete. Discretely.
Discretion. Good Discretion. Good Judgment. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
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The Movie called, Pulse,
is Interesting to Watch. And there are many Good Movies, Television Shows, and
Music Videos to Watch and Listen to.
In
one of My Writings, a Man asked a Child, “If Father God did Not create The
Earth, who did?” And The Child replied, “The Big Bang did.” And The Man then
asked, “And who created the Material for The Big Bang?” And then there was
Silence. For even if The Big Bang Theory is Correct, someone would have had to
create the Material for The Big Bang.
And More of My Writings:
Z56. Cover. Covers.
Covering. Covered. Camouflage.
Camouflages. Camouflaging. Camouflaged. Diversion. Diversions. Distract.
Distracts. Distraction. Distractions. Distracting. Distracted. Decoy. Decoys. Prop.
Props. Propping. Propped. Prop Up. Props Up. Propping Up. Propped Up. The Existence
of such a Word signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The Existence
of such Words signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of. The Existence
of such a Phrase signifies and/or indicates and/or is an indication of. The
Existence of such Phrases signify and/or indicate and/or are indications of.
The Existence of such a Thing Signifies and/or indicates and/or is an
indication of. The Existence of such Things signify and/or indicate and/or are
indications of. The Existence of This signifies and/or indicates and/or is an
indication of. The Existence of These signify and/or indicate and/or are
indications of. Signify. Signifies. Signification. Significations. Signified.
Indicate. Indicates. Indication. Indications. Indicated. Cover Story. Cover
Stories. Mask. Masks. Masking. Masked. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z57. Makeup. Makeups.
Surgery. Surgeries. Cosmetic. Cosmetics. Cosmetically. Prosthetic. Prosthetics.
Genetic Engineering. Genetically Engineered. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
Z58. The Movie called,
The Recruit, is Interesting to Watch. And I watched it on an Airplane to
Georgetown University.
Z59. Alumni. Alumnus.
Alum. Alums. Alma Mater. Alma Maters. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z60. Scholar. Scholars. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z61. Knowledge.
Knowledges. Knowledgeable. Knowledge Database. Knowledge Databases. Database.
Databases. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z62. One Hand
Metaphorically Tied behind a Person’s Back. One Hand Metaphorically Not Tied
behind a Person’s Back. One Hand Tied
behind a Person’s Back. One Hand Not Tied behind a Person’s Back. One Hand
Metaphorically Tied behind The Back. One Hand Metaphorically Not Tied behind
The Back. One Hand Tied behind The Back.
One Hand Not Tied behind The Back. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z63. Play for Keeps.
Plays for Keeps. Playing for Keeps. Not Playing for Keeps. Played for Keeps. Serious.
Seriously. Not Serious (NS). Not Seriously (NS). About that Subject (ATS).
About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those
Subjects (NATS).
Z64. Negotiate.
Negotiates. Negotiating. Negotiated. Negotiation. Negotiations. About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z65. Barter. Barters.
Bartering. Bartered. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z66. Haggle. Haggles. Haggling.
Haggled. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Clerk at
a Store, “Here are some Peanuts for that Coat.” And The Clerk replied, “Unlike
some Places of Business, We do Not Negotiate or Barter for Our Merchandise
Here.” And The Customer replied, “But My Friend said that I could buy this Coat
here for Peanuts.” And The Clerk said, “He or She was probably speaking
Metaphorically.” And The Customer replied, “Why would My Friend speak in that
Language? It sounds like a Hard Language to Learn how to Speak.”
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “But Plato, Socrates,
Aristotle, and Many other Individuals did Not Graduate from College.” And
another Man said, “So What? Who cares? Many Individuals did Not Graduate from
College. And Many Individuals will Not Graduate from College. A Genius is a
Genius regardless of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He
or She graduated from College. And a Brilliant Person is Brilliant regardless
of whether or Not someone has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated
from College. And a Smart Person is Smart regardless of whether or Not someone
has a Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. And an
Intelligent Person is Intelligent regardless of whether or Not someone has a
Piece of Paper saying that He or She graduated from College. A Genius is a
Genius. A Brilliant Person is Brilliant. A Smart Person is Smart. An Intelligent
Person is Intelligent.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And some More of My
Writings:
Z67. I recognize that. We
recognize that. They recognize that. He recognizes that. She recognizes that. A
Person recognizes that. Some People recognize that. Many People recognize that.
I do Not recognize that. We do Not recognize that. They do Not recognize that.
He does Not recognize that. She does Not recognize that. A Person does Not
recognize that. Some People do Not recognize that. Many People do Not recognize
that. Present Tense(s). Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
Z68. I believe that. We
believe that. They believe that. He believes that. She believes that. A Person
believes that. Some People believe that. Many People believe that. I do Not
believe that. We do Not believe that. They do Not believe that. He does Not
believe that. She does Not believe that. A Person does Not believe that. Some
People do Not believe that. Many People do Not believe that. Present Tense(s).
Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z69. I know that. We know
that. They know that. He knows that. She knows that. A Person knows that. Some
People know that. Many People know that. I do Not know that. We do Not know
that. They do Not know that. He does Not know that. She does Not know that. A
Person does Not know that. Some People do Not know that. Many People do Not
know that. Present Tense(s). Past Tense(s). Future Tense(s). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
It is Important to have Carbon Monoxide Alarms. -- Your Friend, Brandon
In one of My Writings of Fiction, a Duck said, “Quack. Quack. Quack!
Quack!” And a Man said, “Duck, why are You saying Quack?” And The Duck replied,
“To Warn You that there are Quacks, Frauds, Fraudulent People, Charlatans, and
Trickery Around Here.”
The Story about The Boy who Cried Wolf.
In one of My Writings, a Woman said, “When
You are Good to a Dog, You are Good to God.”
Here is a Quote from US
President, Thomas Jefferson: “I never consider a difference of opinion in
politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend.”
May You have a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year. -- Brandon
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man said to a Woman, “I
got this Cease and Desist Letter from a Government Agency telling Me to stop
Shaving My Beard, as it contains Old Growth Hairs that may be the Habitats for
Endangered Species, although I am allowed to shave My Armpits and My Arms.”
Another
Joke that I Wrote: A Man called a Medical Center, and He said, “My Grandfather
passed away, and He was scheduled for an X-Ray and also an MRI, and in His Will
it stated that I get 1/3 of His Estate, so I would like to come in for One
Third of an X-Ray, and for One Third of an MRI.” And The Receptionist said,
“Sir, I am sorry to hear of Your Grandfather’s passing, although that X-Ray and
that MRI was scheduled for Your Grandfather, and Not for You.” And The Man
replied, “Aren’t You a Law-Abiding Citizen? You should obey all of The Laws of
each Jurisdiction that You go to.”
And More of My Writings:
Z70.
Symbiotic -- Mutually Beneficial. Symbiotic Relationship(s) (SR). Mutually
Beneficial Relationship(s) (MBR). Symbiosis. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
A Joke that I Wrote:
A Man asked a Woman,
“What were the First Words that I spoke?” And The Woman replied, “Have You
heard the saying about ‘Out of the Mouths of Babes’? Anyway, Your First Words
were ‘Pup Shield,’ and I’m still wondering what that Phrase means.”
While I have Never seen or heard a UFO, many Individuals have said that
they have seen and/or heard a UFO. And while I have Never seen or heard an
Alien, many Individuals have said that they have seen and/or heard an Alien.
And while I have Never seen or heard an Angel, many Individuals have said that
they have seen and/or heard an Angel. And while I have Never seen or heard a
Ghost, many Individuals have said that they have seen and/or heard a Ghost.
Additionally, I have Not seen or heard many things, such as a Leprechaun,
Unicorn, Dragon, and Ogre. And there are many Good Books, and other Literature,
to read, in moderation. And there are many Good Movies, Television Shows, and
Music Videos to watch, in moderation. And there is much Good Music to listen
to, in moderation. -- Brandon
And
More of My Writings: Z71. That’s Enough (TE). That is Enough (TIE). That’s
Sufficient (TS). That is Sufficient (TIS). Enough. Sufficient. That’s Enough.
That is Enough. That’s Sufficient. That is Sufficient. Enough. Sufficient. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Abundance instead of
Perceived Scarcity:
Many Economies operate
largely on the Principle of Scarcity, where, in Reality, No such Scarcity
Really Exists of Significance for Many Sectors. Remember, Money is often basically
just Paper made from Trees. And a Spacecraft is often basically just Metals and
Electronics. And a House is often basically just Wood and Electronics. And
Clothing is often basically just Wool from Sheep. And when We Move away from
the Concept of Scarcity where No such Scarcity Really Exists for Many Things,
We will, among other Good Things, be able to Colonize Planets. -- Brandon
In one of My Writings,
The Man said to another Person, “That is Not How the World Really Works. And
this is How the World Really Works. That is Just Reality. And This is Just
Reality. This is Just How it is. And that is Just How the Ball Bounces.
Reality. Realities.”
Remember,
Throughout History We have seen that Many Dictators like to Disarm their Own
Populations before They Commit Genocides. And some of the places with the
Strictest Gun Controls have seen some of the Worse Mass Shootings. And it makes
No sense to Disarm Law-Abiding Citizens from Defending Themselves and Their
Families. And Here is a Quote from Thomas Sowell, about Gun Control: “How often
have supposedly mentally unbalanced shooters opened fire at a meeting of the
National Rifle Association? They are apparently not that mentally unbalanced.
They pick places where people are not likely to shoot back.”
Here is a Paraphrased Bible Verse,
Proverbs 11:27: “Anyone can find the dirt in someone. Be the one that finds the
gold.” No one except God is Perfect. Everyone except God makes Mistakes.
One of My Jokes that I
Wrote:
Twelve Kangaroos were
Jumping around in a Courtroom, and a Man said, “Talk about this being a Literal
Kangaroo Court.”
From The Bible, Proverbs
24:16: “The godly may trip seven times, but they will get up again.” And here
are some lyrics to the Song called, Collide by Howie Day: “Even the best fall
down sometimes.”
It
is Frequently a Good Sign when someone’s Book, Movie, or Literature is Banned,
as it Often means that it contains a Truth that someone is trying to hide
and/or cannot handle. I believe in The Freedom of Speech. And I also believe in
The Freedom of Religion. And I believe in Freedom.
The Helper Words:
Some
Words Help make things better understood: for example, if someone says quickly,
“Your letter has Not arrived,” someone may Not hear the Not in the sentence,
and thereby think that His or Her Letter arrived. However, if someone says,
“Your letter has Not arrived Yet,” the Yet is another Verbal Clue that the
letter has Yet to arrive. -- Brandon Katrena
A Joke that I Wrote:
Brandon said to Luke,
“That Product will Cost a Pretty Penny.” And Luke replied, “That is OK, as I
know of a Penny that Won a Beauty Contest.”
President Ronald Reagan: "We are Americans."
We are also Christians.
History.
Real History (RH).
Here
is a Quote from Someone: “You Weren’t Born to Just Pay Bills and Die.”
Here
is a Quote from Someone: “Your Value doesn’t decrease based on someone’s inability
to see Your Worth.”
Quiz Show is a True Movie about how several of
the Question and Answer Games on Television were Exposed for Being Rigged.
Here is a Quote from President John F. Kennedy:
“The Rights of Man come Not from The Generosity of The State, but from The Hand
of God.”
Here is a Paraphrased Quote: “They say true
Friends [can] go long periods of time
without speaking, and Never Question The Friendship.”
Here is a Quote from Pastor David Alexander: “The
Blessed Life is Found by Focusing on The Narrow Road.”
And More of My Writings: Z72. Representative.
Non-Representative. Very. Extremely. Not Very (NV). Not Extremely (NE). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A
Joke that I Wrote: The Hostess at a Restaurant said, “Mr. Slippery and Mr.
Slime, Your Table is Ready.”
This
is a Quote from Isoroku Yamamoto: “You cannot invade the mainland United
States. There would be a rifle behind every blade of grass.” Our Second Amendment
is a Great Deterrent to a Foreign Invasion.
We
have had several Roommates, and We have also had several Foreign Exchange
Students stay at Our House, with Many of Them calling My Mother, “Mom,” and
with Many of Them calling Me, “Brother.”
There
are Many Good Music Videos to Watch and Listen to, in Moderation, including the
Music Video called, “For What It’s Worth,” by The Band called, “Buffalo
Springfield.”
And
More of My Writings:
The Man said, “We Help Each other.” And The Woman also said, “We Help
Each other.” We Help Each other (WHEO). We Help Each other.
Here
is a Joke that I Wrote: The Man said, “I trust that Person as far as I can
throw a Grand Piano.” And a Woman replied, “Here, throw this as far as You
can.” And The Man threw that Object as Far as He could. And The Woman replied,
“That Object that You just Threw was a Miniature Replica of a Grand Piano, so I
guess that You Trust that Person a Lot.”
Many People used to Believe that The Earth was
Flat. And Many People used to Believe that The Earth was in the Center of The
Universe, and that The Sun circled The Earth.
While I have Never seen or heard a Sasquatch
(aka a Bigfoot), Many Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard a
Sasquatch (aka a Bigfoot). And while I have Never seen or heard The Loch Ness
Monster, Many Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard The Loch
Ness Monster. And while I have Never seen or heard Many Certain Things, Many
Individuals have said that They have seen and/or heard Certain Things.
And
More of My Writings: Z73. Eyewitness. Eyewitnesses. Witness. Witnesses.
Testimony. Testimonies. Testimonial. Testimonials. Writing. Writings.
Literature. Literatures. Media. Medias. Journalist. Journalists. Reporter.
Reporters. Staff Writer. Staff Writers. Writer. Writers. Blogger. Bloggers. Blog.
Blogs. Website. Websites. Newspaper. Newspapers. Magazine. Magazines. Book.
Books. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject
(NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And
More of My Writings: Z74. Organization. Organizations. My Organization (MO). My
Organizations (MO). Government. Governments. My Government (MG). My Governments
(MG). Local. State. Federal. Local Government (LG). State Government (SG).
Federal Government (FG). Z75. Like an Ostrich that Sticks its Head into the
Ground (LAOTSIHITG). Not like an Ostrich that Sticks its Head into the Ground
(NLAOTSIHITG). Aware. Very Aware (VA). Extremely Aware (EA). Not Aware (NA).
Not Very Aware (NVA). Not Extremely Aware (NEA). Knowledgeable. Very
Knowledgeable (VK). Extremely Knowledgeable (EK). Not Knowledgeable (NK). Not
Very Knowledgeable (NVK). Not Extremely Knowledgeable (NEK). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
In
one of My Writings, The Man said to a Woman, “Do Not allow that to Happen.
Remember what Happened to Andre?”
An
Often Truthful Saying is: “A Word to the Wise is Sufficient.”
1. Masonic.
Masonry. Mason. Masons. Masonic Temple. Masonic Temples. Masonic Temple (MT).
Masonic Temples (MT).
2. Odd
Fellow. Odd Fellows. Odd Fellow (OF). Odd Fellows (OF). Odd Fellowship. Odd
Fellowship (OF). Odd Fellow Temple. Odd Fellow Temples. Odd Fellow Temple
(OFT). Odd Fellow Temples (OFT).
3. Temple.
Temples.
4. Christianity.
Christian. Christians. Christian Member. Christian Members. Christian Member
(CM). Christian Members (CM). Church. Churches.
5. Organization.
Organizations. Organization Member. Organization Members. Organization Member
(OM). Organization Members (OM). Member. Members. Membership. Memberships.
In
one of My Writings, The Man said to a Woman, “You will Often Know about that by
Looking at a Person. Are Your God-Given Instincts Working Correctly?” About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here is a Joke that I Wrote: A Man said to
a Woman, “I accidently Unfriended Myself on a Social Network. Now I am Not My
Own Friend there. Do You think that I should accept My Own Friend’s Request and
be My Own Friend again there?”
It is a Fact that Coal can be used to make Fuel. For
example, during World War 2, Nazi Germany used Coal to make Synthetic Fuel. It
is also a Fact that Coal can also be used to make Oil. The Internet has more
information about the use of Synthetic Fuels, such as Coal, as does the
following Link:
And More of My Writings:
Z76. What My Observation is. What My Observations are. What I know. What I
knew. What I think. What I thought. What I Saw. What I have Seen. What I have
Heard. My Opinion about that. My Opinion about those. I Believe that. I
Believed that. My Belief is. My Beliefs are. My Belief was. My Beliefs were. What
My Assessment is. What My Assessments are. What My Conclusion is. What My Conclusions
are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
Z77.
What Your Observation is. What Your Observations are. What You know. What You
knew. What You think. What You thought. What You Saw. What You have Seen. What
You have Heard. Your Opinion about that. Your Opinion about those. You Believe
that. You Believed that. Your Belief is. Your Beliefs are. Your Belief was.
Your Beliefs were. What Your Assessment is. What Your Assessments are. What
Your Conclusion is. What Your Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time
(ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z78.
What That Person’s Observation is. What That Person’s Observations are. What
That Person knows. What That Person knew. What That Person thinks. What That
Person thought. What That Person Saw. What That Person has Seen. What That
Person has Heard. That Person’s Opinion about that. That Person’s Opinion about
those. That Person Believes that. That Person Believed that. That Person’s
Belief is. That Person’s Beliefs are. That Person’s Belief was. That Person’s
Beliefs were. What That Person’s Assessment is. What That Person’s Assessments
are. What That Person’s Conclusion is. What That Person’s Conclusions are. At
this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z79.
What Our Observation is. What Our Observations are. What We know. What We knew.
What We think. What We thought. What We Saw. What We have Seen. What We have
Heard. Our Opinion about that. Our Opinion about those. We Believe that. We
Believed that. Our Belief is. Our Beliefs are. Our Belief was. Our Beliefs
were. What Our Assessment is. What Our Assessments are. What Our Conclusion is.
What Our Conclusions are. At this Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z80.
What Their Observation is. What Their Observations are. What They know. What
They knew. What They think. What They thought. What They Saw. What They have
Seen. What They have Heard. Their Opinion about that. Their Opinion about
those. They Believe that. They Believed that. Their Belief is. Their Beliefs
are. Their Belief was. Their Beliefs were. What Their Assessment is. What Their
Assessments are. What Their Conclusion is. What Their Conclusions are. At this
Time (ATT). At that Time (ATT). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects
(ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “One of My Professors taught Me, and this has
also been said by other People, that Money is often created out of thin air by
an individual typing Numbers on a Computer. What do You think about This? Does
this Make Sense? Do You think that Money can be created by someone typing
Numbers on a Computer? Let Us get The Conversations Started.”
In
one of My Writings of Fiction, A Man said to a Woman: “This Elephant says that
He is a Bird.” And The Woman replied, “What?! That Elephant is definitely Not a
Bird. God has given Me Good Instincts, and I know that that Elephant is an
Elephant, and that He is Not a Bird. Does He even Really think that He is a
Bird? What Type of Bird does He say that He is?” And The Man replied, “He says
that there is only one Type of Bird, and that Blue Jays, Robins, Finches,
Canaries, Crows, Eagles, et cetera do Not exist. He also just says that He is a
Bird. And He also says that He is an Impostor and a Saboteur, and that He wants
to give Birds a Bad Reputation by Pretending that He is a Bird, and then
Metaphorically Fall Down on Purpose. He also says that there are More Elephants
doing what He is doing.”
In
one of My Writings, The Man said to Someone, “You are Alive. And You are
Breathing. You have The Gift of Life. And that is a Very Good Gift to have.”
And
More of My Writings: Z81. The Reality is. The Realities are. The Reality about
that is. The Reality about those are. The Realities about those are. The
Realities about that is. In Reality. In Reality (IR). Reality. Realities. Real.
Really. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “Person 21 is 17, and He is A, B, C, D, E, F,
G, and H. Person 21 is Person 21.”
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “Person 20 is A, B, C, D, E, F, G, and H.
Person 20 is Person 20.”
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “Many Things are Erased from Someone’s Credit
Report after about 7 years. And Seven Years is often a Long Time. And by the
Time that Someone Graduates from High School, He or She will have often been in
School for about 14 years.”
In
one of My Writings of Fiction, set in the Future, only about 9,000 Individuals
are able to Read, with Severe Dyslexia being Very Widespread. And Those who are
Literate are The Real Members of The Global Elite.
And
More of My Writings: Z82. The Kid. The Kids. The Kid (TK). The Kids (TK). A
Kid. Some Kids. A Kid (AK). Some Kids (SK). Kid. Kids. The Youth. The Youths.
The Youth (TY). The Youths (TY). A Youth. Some Youths. A Youth (AY). Some
Youths (SY). Youth. Youths. A Youthful Indiscretion (AYI). Some Youthful
Indiscretions (SYI). Youthful Indiscretion (YI). Youthful Indiscretions (YI).
An Indiscretion (AI). Some Indiscretions (SI). Indiscretion. Indiscretions. About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Happy
Friends Day. – Brandon
In
one of My Writings, The Man went up to 9 People at a Party, and He said, “1977
and 1999.”
This
was a Great Super Bowl 50 to Watch. -- Brandon
There
are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called, "Angels &
Demons," with a Demon being, I Believe, both an Angel and a Demon, and, at
The Very Least, a Demon was an Angel before He or She became a Demon.
In
one of My Writings, which is a Comedy, Two Individuals, one is a Computer Lab
Worker, and the other is a Doctor, within a short amount of Time, The Doctor says
to The Youngster that, “I have Heard a lot about You,” and The Computer Lab Worker
says to the The Kid that, “I have Heard about You,” and The Doctor also salutes
The Young Man, and The Doctor calls The Young Man, “General.”
In
one of My Writings, which is a Comedy, a Man just knows one Word, “Shayla,”
which He repeatedly says when He is Questioned. And Someone asks Him, “Is
Shayla the only word that You know?” And The Man replies, “Melissa.”
Here
is a Quote from The Movie, The Godfather: Sal: “Can You get me off the Hook,
Tom? For old times’ sake?” Tom: [Shakes His Head, indicating No] “Can’t do it,
Sally.” Sal is then led to a Car.
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “That Person has a Lot of Street Cred. And
The Court of Public Opinion is an Important Court filled with Important
People.” Street Cred (SC). The Court of Public Opinion (TCOPO). Court of Public
Opinion (COPO). An Important Person (AIP). The Important Person (TIP). Important
Person (IP). Some Important People (SIP). The Important People (TIP). Important
People (IP). A Person (AP). The Person (TP). Person. Some People (SP). The
People (TP). People. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
In
one of My Writings, The Referee told an arguing Football Player, “Son, that Football
did Not go through the Goal Posts. And other Referees have Reached that
Conclusion too. Close, but No Cigar.”
A. Some
Information about The Problems with Carbon-14 Dating.
B. A
Paraphrased Quote: “Hammer Found in Rock Dated to 400 Million Years. [The] ‘Evolution’
Theory is Invalid.”
C. The Secrets that Leonardo da Vinci revealed
Secretly, including the Secrets in His “Last Supper” Painting. And The Movie
called, The Da Vinci Code, talks about some of these Secrets too.
D. Multicolored.
Multifaceted.
E. Part
of The Bible’s Lord’s Prayer: “Our Father, Who art in Heaven, Hallowed be Thy
Name. Thy Kingdom Come, They Will be Done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.”
F. The
Jason Bourne Movie Trailer.
G. President Ronald Reagan, who is a Great Man,
and a Great President, and within a few minutes of Him becoming President of
The United States, The American Hostages in Iran were Released. Here is a Quote
from President Ronald Reagan: “We cannot diminish the value of one category of
human life – the unborn – without diminishing the value of all human life.”
H. Whitney Houston did a Great Job singing The
Star Spangled Banner at the 1991 Super Bowl.
I. President
Ronald Reagan gave a Great Memorial Day Speech.
J. An
Article entitled: “Scientists ask if a New Race of Super Earthlings are Being
Born.”
K.
An
Article entitled: “Conspiracy theorists claim ancient Greek statue is holding a
laptop,” and it sure looks like a laptop computer to Me, and it looks like a
laptop computer to Many Reasonable People, although it is possible that it
could be something other than a laptop computer.
L. Creationism
-- That God Created The Heavens and The Earth -- including Organizations
dedicated to Creationism, is alive and well.
M.
A Paraphrased Question: “How Many Here
Believe that God is Real?”
N. Here is a Quote: “God is like oxygen. You
can’t see Him, but you can’t live without Him!”
O. A CNN News Article entitled: “Take a peek into
the CIA’s ‘X-Files,’” which was similarly reported by other News Outlets,
including Fox News, whose article is entitled “Real-life ‘X-Files’? CIA posts
trove of UFO documents”.
P. The
Movie Trailer for the 2014 Movie, “Unbroken.”
Q. A Bible Verse, James 1:17: “Whatever is Good
and Perfect is a Gift coming down to us from God Our Father.”
R. Here is a Quote: “It is Well with My Soul.”
S. Here
is another Quote: “Prayer should be the Most Important Conversation You have
Every Day.”
T. A Bible Verse, Colossians 3:13: “Bear with
each other and forgive one another. If any of you has a grievance against
someone, forgive as The Lord forgave You.”
U. Here is a Quote: “Cinnamon and Sugar Toast!
Who Remembers?”
V. And Here is a Quote from Petrus Herbert in
1566: “Now it is evening time to rest from labor; Father, according to thy will
and pleasure, through the night-season have thy whole creation safe in thy
keeping.”
W.
And Here is another Quote: “My God still
speaks. My God still heals. My God still comforts. My God still provides. My
God still creates. My God still restores. My God still redeems. My God still
manifests. My God is I Am. Not ‘I Was’.
X. Here is a Bible Verse, from Malachi 3:10: “I
will pour out a blessing.”
Y. An Article entitled: “MCCL March for Life
brings pro-lifers to Capitol; huge crowd calls for dismemberment abortion ban.”
www.nationalrighttolifenews.org
Z. Here
is a Quote: “God’s Help is only a Prayer Away.”
A1. Here is a Quote: “The Same Boiling
Water that Softens the Potato Hardens The Egg. It’s about What You’re Made of,
Not the Circumstances.”
B2.
A Bible Verse, Luke 1:37: “For Nothing will be Impossible with God.”
C2. A Website entitled, “33
Conspiracy Theories that Turned out to be True, What Every Person should Know,”
and You can always perform an Internet search for “Conspiracy Theories that
Were True.” A Conspiracy is simply when two or more people decide to act
illegally and/or immorally, and many People have been Found Guilty of
Conspiracies in Courts of Law.
D2. A News Article
entitled: “Ambassador Stevens was Raped before His Murder, Reports Claim.”
E2. Here is a Quote,
“During Pregnancy, if a Mother suffers organ damage, the Baby in the Womb sends
stem cells to repair the damaged organ.”
F2. A Song sung by Dolly
Parton entitled: “What a Friend We have in Jesus.”
G2. Here is a Quote:
“Live Simply, care Deeply, love Generously, Forgive Freely, and Pray Daily. And
after You’ve done all this, place Your Lives in the Hand of a Gracious and
Merciful God.”
H2. A Bible Verse,
Deuteronomy 31:6: “Don’t mistake God’s patience for His absence. His Timing is
Perfect, and His Presence is constant. He’s Always with You!”
I2. Here is a Paraphrased
Quote from Someone: “Lord, I’m Coming Before You Asking that You Touch Anyone who needs a Special
Touch from You Today. In Jesus Name, Amen.”
J2. A News Article
entitled, “Director of Johns Hopkins Kimmel Cancer Center Explains what Makes
Cancer so Hard to Cure.”
K2. Here is a Quote from
President Ronald Reagan: “I’ve Noticed that everyone who is for Abortion is
Already Born.”
L2. Here is an article
from www.NationalRighttoLifeNews.org
: “The Pro-Life Movement: The Antidote to The Present Darkness.”
M3. There are Many Good
Movies to Watch, including The Pelican Brief and the Movie called Erin
Brockovich.
N3. UFO Sightings – Many
Individuals have Reported seeing UFOs.
O3. Alien Sightings – Many
Individuals have Reported seeing Aliens.
P3. Angel Sightings –
Many Individuals have Reported seeing Angels.
Q3. Ghost Sightings –
Many Individuals have Reported seeing Ghosts.
R3. Other Sightings –
Many Individuals have Reported seeing Other Sightings.
S3. Big Foot (aka
Sasquatch) Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing Big Foot (aka
Sasquatch).
T3. Loch Ness Monster
Sightings – Many Individuals have Reported seeing The Loch Ness Monster.
U3. That Which is
Paranormal – Many Individuals have Reported Paranormal Activities.
V3. That Which is
Supernatural – Many Individuals have Reported Supernatural Activities.
W3. I encourage You to
Read and/or Listen to The Bible, and I also encourage You to Read and/or Listen
to other Holy Scriptures and other Religious Writings. It is also Good to Read
History Books and/or Watch Shows about History.
X3. Miracles – Many
Individuals have said That They Know about Miracles Happening.
Y3. The 1950s Quiz Show
Scandals -- where The Games were Rigged, and Contestants were Given the Answers
in Advance. Quiz Show Scandals. Rigged. Scandal. Scandals.
Z4. A Bible Verse, 1 John
4:9: “This is how God’s love was revealed among us: God sent His Son into the
World so that We might live through him.”
A5. Here is a Quote from
Someone: “IF GOD could close the mouth[s] of the lions for Daniel, part the red
seas for Moses, make the sun stand still for Joshua, open the prison for Peter,
put a baby in the arms of Sarah, and raise Lazarus from the dead THEN He can
certainly take care of you! NOTHING you are facing today is too hard for Him to
handle!”
A6.
The Galaxy is Big, and it is filled with Many Planets. And there are, of
course, Many other Galaxies filled with Many Planets. There is a News Article
entitled: “Astronomers find hundreds of galaxies hiding just outside of our
own.”
A7.
There are Many Good Television Shows to Watch, including The Television Show
called, “Sid Roth’s It’s Supernatural.”
A8. There are Many Good Movies
to Watch, including The Movie called “Bridge of Spies,” which is about The Cold
War. The Cold War (TCW).
A9. The Youtube Channel called,
“Stuff They Don’t Want You to Know,” is Interesting to View.
A10. There are Many Good Books to Read, and there
are also Many Good Literatures to Read, and there is also the Good Book
entitled, “The Power of Prophetic Prayer.”
A11. I encourage You to put the
word, “Miracles,” in an Internet Search Engine, and there is also a Youtube
Channel called, “Incredible Miracles that Science Cannot Explain.”
A12. A News Article, entitled,
“Climate Change Shock from NASA: Burning fossil fuels COOLS the planet.”
A13. Here is a News Article from
CNN: “Ice age delayed by humans…by 100,000 years.” And from National
Geographic, “Next Ice Age Delayed by Global Warming, Study Says.” Thank You
Global Warming.
A14. Noah’s Ark was Found in
Turkey. www.ilovebeingchristian.com
A15. There is also Scientific
Proof God Parted The Red Sea, with objects of Proof found under that Sea. www.ilovebeingchristian.com
A16. www.ilovebeingchristian.com,
“Brave Goat Becomes Friends with a Tiger who was Supposed to Eat Him.”
A17. There is an Article
entitled, “X-Ray reveals Elizabethan Magician John Dee’s Hidden Halo of
Skulls.”
A18. Social Science. Social
Sciences. Social Scientist. Social Scientists. Science. Sciences. Scientist.
Scientists. INTJ: The Scientist. INTJ: The Scientists.
Here is a Joke that I Wrote:
At a Restaurant, a Waitress said, "Mr. Brian Olson and Mrs. Ella Kowitz, Your Table is Ready." And Brian and Ella both said, "We only want 1/8th of a Table. We are Trying to be Frugal."
At a Restaurant, a Waitress said, "Mr. Brian Olson and Mrs. Ella Kowitz, Your Table is Ready." And Brian and Ella both said, "We only want 1/8th of a Table. We are Trying to be Frugal."
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “We do Not have to Obey Their Laws.
We are Not They. They are Not We. We should Obey Our Laws.”
A19. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “God Sends Angel to Save Dying Child in Hospital (Caught
on Camera)”.
A22. www.ilovebeingchristian.com – “Watch God Command Two Angels to Heal a Man Crushed by
10,000 LBS Truck (Must See!)”
A25. “Macro Photos of Snowflakes show impossibly Perfect Designs” -- http://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/macro-photos-snowflakes-show-impossibly-perfect-designs.html
B12. “List of scientists opposing the mainstream scientific assessment of global warming” --
B13. “Poll: Nearly half of meteorologists don’t believe in man-made global warming” -- http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/26/poll-nearly-half-of-meteorologists-dont-believe-in-man-made-global-warming/
B14. FOUNDER OF THE WEATHER CHANNEL: “THERE IS NO GLOBAL WARMING” --
B15. NASA says Antarctica is actually gaining ice. Does this mean climate is fine? --
B16. There is a Book called, “The Evolution Conspiracy.”
There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including The Movie called,
"Don't Say a Word," which I watched in a College Dorm. – Brandon
In one of My Writings, The Tailor said to a Man, “Mr. Gene Madson, I
mean Mr. Gene Matson, please do Not be Mad, but those Jeans and that Mat won’t
be patched up for Your Son until Tomorrow.”
B17. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Sometimes, all it takes is Just One
Prayer to Change Everything.”
B18. Who someone is Speaks Volumes.
B19: Here is a Quote from Someone: “DISARMING INNOCENT PEOPLE DOES NOT
PROTECT INNOCENT PEOPLE.”
B20. Here is a Paraphrased Quote from Someone: “HONDURAS [,]
[Approximate] POP[ulation]: 8.2 Million[,] BANS CITIZENS FROM OWNING GUNS[,] [APPROXIMATE]
HIGHEST HOMICIDE RATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. [In Constrast You have] SWITZERLAND
[,] [Approximate] POP[ulation]: 8.2 Million[,] REQUIRES CITIZENS TO OWN GUNS[,]
[APPROXIMATE] LOWEST HOMICIDE RATE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.”
B21. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Common Sense is a Flower that
doesn’t Grow in Everyone’s Garden.”
B22. There are Many Good
Movies to Watch and Listen to, including The Movie called The Sound of Music,
and the Actors’ Rendition of The Song, “Edelweiss.”
B23. There are Many Good
Songs to Listen to, including the Song called, “Hark! The Herald Angels Sing.”
B24. Many People have
Believed in Angels. And Many People Believe in Angels. And Many People have
Believed in Many Things. And Many People Believe in Many Things. You Probably
have Believed in Many Things. And You Probably Believe in Many Things. And that
is, of course, OK.
B25. Here is a Quote from
The Tyrant, Adolph Hitler, “To Conquer a Nation First Disarm its Citizens.”
B26. Here is a Quote from Someone: “Let’s all
Pray FOR A CURE FOR ALL CANCERS[.] AMEN[.]”
B27. Here is a Bible Verse, Matthew 19:26: “With God all things are
Possible.”
B28. Here is a News Headline: “Study: Global Warming has Saved Us From a
New Ice Age.”
B29. On Our Currency, and Elsewhere, is The Quote, “In God We Trust.”
Here is a Quote from Someone: “I was Raised to Treat The Janitor with
The Same Respect as The CEO.”
B30. Here is a Quote from Former Supreme Court
Justice, Antonin Scalia, who Passed Away in The Year 2016: “Have the Courage to
Have Your Wisdom Regarded as Stupidity. Be Fools for Christ. And Have the Courage
to Suffer the Contempt of The Sophisticated World.”
B31. Here is a News Headline: “13 FOOT Long
‘HORNED SEA MONSTER’ Found on Beach Leaves SCIENTISTS BAFFLED.” And it sure
Looks like a Horned Sea Monster to Me, and it sure Looks like a Horned Sea
Monster to other Reasonable Person. And Many Reasonable People have Concluded
that it is a Picture of a Horned Sea Monster.
B32. As I learned from a Biology Professor’s
Lecture in a College Classroom, Viruses Spread easily. And Here is one of Many
News Headlines about the Widespread Prevalence of The Spread of Diseases:
“Globally, an estimated two-thirds of the population under 50 are infected with
herpes simplex virus type.” An Estimated 66 Percent of People under the age of
50 have a Type of Herpes.
B33. Here is another News Headline: “Ebola
Virus in Africa is a New Strain.”
B34: And Here is another News Headline:
“Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia Rates Rising for First Time in Years: CDC.”
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “We are
Self-Sufficient. And We Produce what We Need. We have No Real Debt. And We have
Our Own Currency. Furthermore, like Many of Our Other Organizations, Our
Government is Powerful and Strong, and it does Not collect Taxes, as there is
No Need, as Our Government is Self-Sufficient, and it Produces what it needs.
Remember, a Spaceship is often basically just Metals and Electronics. And a
Home is often basically just Wood and Electronics. And Clothing is often
basically just Wool from Sheep.”
Our Economy should be a Mainly Tangible and
Intangible Resource-Based Economy. -- Brandon
There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including
The Movie called Thinner.
B35. Here is a Paraphrased Quote from Someone:
“Pray[,] It causes Miracles.”
B36. And Here is another Paraphrased Quote from
Someone: “FRAGILE[:] Handle Life with PRAYER.”
B37. Here is a Quote from Supreme Court Justice
Antonin Scalia, who Passed Away in the Year 2016: “I attack IDEAS. I don’t
attack People. And some Very Good People have some Very Bad Ideas. And if You
can’t separate the two, You gotta get another Day Job.”
B38. Here is a Bible Verse, Isaiah 53:5: “By
His Wounds We are Healed.”
B39. Misc. Miscellaneous. Etc. Et Cetera.
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “That
Person is also a Person. And that
Individual is also an Individual. And there just may be One Individual, or more than One Individual, who
Happens to be a Member of an Organization who Said and/or did a Certain Thing.
And there just may be One Individual, or more than One Individual, who Happens
to be a Member of a Profession who Said and/or did a Certain Thing. And, as the
often Truthful Saying States, ‘There are a Few Bad Apples in Every Bunch.’”
In one of My Writings, The Man said,
“Antibodies. Plasma. Medicine. Medicines. Disease. Diseases. Illness.
Illnesses. Epidemic. Epidemics. Virus. Viruses. Strain. Strains. Cure. Cures. Curing.
Cured. Manage. Manages. Managing. Managed. Well-Managed. Manageable.
Manageability.”
In one of My Writings, The Man said, “Buddy the
Dog, You are going to be in Time Out for a Few Seconds.” Time Out (TO). Time
Outs (TO). Cool Down (CD). Cooling Down (CD). Cooled Down (CD). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Politics.
Real Politics (RP). RealPolitik. Reality. Realities. That’s Just the Way that
it is (TJTWTII). That is Just the Way that it is (TIJTWTII). That’s Just
Reality (TJR). That is Just Reality (TIJR). Those are Just the Realities
(TAJTR). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that
Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
A Zero Percent Tax Rate:
If a Government Controls its Own Money Supply, as it
Should, that Government does Not need Taxation, as it can just take a
Percentage of The Money that it Creates. For example, a Government can take
about 20 Percent of the Money that it Creates, and then Not have any Taxation
of its Own People.
Many
of My Family Members (FM) and I are Members of The Political Party of Abraham
Lincoln, Theodore Roosevelt, and Ronald Reagan. We are Republicans.
And More of My Writings:
Z83. A Long Time. A Very
Long Time. An Extremely Long Time. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z84. A Long Time ago. A
Very Long Time ago. An Extremely Long Time ago. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). The
amount. The amount of time. The amount of time since that is. The amount of:
seconds and/or minutes and/or hours and/or days and/or weeks and/or months
and/or years. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about
that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z85. A Short Time. A Very
Short Time. An Extremely Short Time. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that
Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not
about those Subjects (NATS).
Z86. A Short Time ago. A
Very Short Time ago. An Extremely Short Time ago. Sort of (SO). Kind of (KO). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Z87. I agree with that. And I disagree with that. We
Agree to Disagree about that. Everyone is Entitled to His or Her own Opinions. Sort
of (SO). Kind of (KO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The
Woman also said, “I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The Person also said,
“I am Not going to Talk about that.” And The Man said, “I am Not going to do
that.” And The Woman also said, “I am Not going to do that.” And The Person
also said, “I am Not going to do that.” And The Man said, “No Comment.” And The
Woman also said, “No Comment.” And The Person also said, “No Comment.” No
Comment (NC). And The Man said, “No.” And The Woman also said, “No.” And The
Person also said, “No.” About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here
is a Quote from Albert Einstein: “The More I study Science, the More I Believe
in God.”
Here is a Quote from
President Ronald Reagan, during His Memorial Day Speech: “Those who say that
We’re in a time where there are No Heroes, They just don’t know where to look.
[ . . . ] We are Americans.”
And More of My Writings: Z88.
The Modus Operandi (TMO). About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
Here
are some Lyrics to The Song, “The Spirit of God Like a Fire is Burning”: “The
Veil o[v]er The Earth is beginning to Burst.”
There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including the Movie, Star
Wars, and Here are some Quotes from that Movie:
Darth Vader: “He is here.”
The Governor Tarkin: “Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?”
Darth Vader: “A tremor in the Force. The last time I felt it was
in the presence of my old Master.”
Darth Vader: “Obi-wan is here.
The Force is with him.”
Darth Vader: “I sense something;
a presence I've not felt since [ . . . ]”
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There are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including,
“God of Our Fathers,” “Nearer My God to Thee,” “Holy, Holy, Holy,” “Father in
Heaven,” “Homeward Bound,” “God Be with You Until We Meet Again,” “What a
Wonderful World,” “Somewhere Over the Rainbow,” “Heaven,” “Both Sides Now,” “Flood
to Fyre,” “Straight Lines,” Sum 41’s “Pieces,” and Lady Gaga’s “Just Dance.”
In
one of My Writings, The Man said, “What are You doing, Carrot?” And The Carrot
replied, “I have this Magical Wand, and I’m trying to turn this Celery into a
Carrot.” And The Man replied, “Carrot, that Celery has always been a Celery,
and He will always be a Celery. He was Born a Celery, and He is a Celery by
Birth, although You are both Vegetables, and You are both Vegetable Members
(VM). He is a Celery Member (CM). Just as how You will always be a Carrot, and
Just as how You have always been a Carrot, He will always be a Celery, and He
has always been a Celery. That is Just Reality. And that is Just the Way that
it is. And that is Logical. And that is Rational.”
Here is a Joke that I
Wrote:
The Man asked a Woman, “Where are We driving to in
this rain?” And The Woman replied, “We are driving to the place about 1/10th
of an inch where it has stopped raining, as that is always a Good Place to be.”
There
are Many Good Movies and Movie Trailers to Watch, and The Movie called
“Munich,” and its Movie Trailer, are Good to Watch.
And More of My Writings:
Z88. Here is a Quote: “O God our help in ages past,
our hope for years to come.”
Z89. Aurora. Auroras.
Z90. Here is a Quote from President Ronald Reagan,
“Inside the Bible’s pages lie the answers to all the problems that mankind has
ever known. I hope Americans will read and study the Bible.”
Z91. There is a News Article from The Washington Post
Entitled: “The magical thing eating chocolate does to your brain.”
Z92. And Here is a Quote: “Pray. Trust. Wait.
Repeat[.]”
Z93 Here is a Quote from cancerresearch.org: “[I]’m
the answer to cancer[,] with the power of immunotherapy[.]” Immune System (IS).
Immune Systems (IS). Immunotherapy. Immunotherapies.
Z94. There is a CNN News Article Entitled: “Charlie
Sheen ‘celebrity effect’ affected HIV awareness.”
And More of My Writings:
Z95. There is a News Article entitled: “Eight Images
of Dead Sea Monsters that Shook The World,” which can be found at http://bestvines.mobi/0717c65d46d,
and You can always perform Internet Searches for Many Things, including for Sea
Monsters, and other Topics.
There is much Good Music to Listen to, including the
songs entitled, “Do You Believe in Magic,” and “You can do Magic.”
There
are Many Good Songs to Listen to, including the Song by The Music Band, The
Penguins, called, “Earth Angel.”
There are Many Good Movies to Watch, including one
about a Gifted Puzzle Solver in the Movie called “Mercury Rising.” And, as is
the case with Many other Movies, that Movie’s Movie Trailer is Good to watch too.
And More of My Writings:
Puzzle Solver (PS).
Puzzle Solvers (PS). Puzzle. Puzzles. Puzzling. Enigma. Enigmas. Mystery.
Mysteries. Mysterious. Mysteriously. Solver. Solvers. Solve. Solves. Solving.
Solved. Solution. Solutions. Good Solution (GS). Good Solutions (GS). About
that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS).
Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
Z96. A Modified, and
often True, saying is: “Time Heals Many Old Wounds.” And a Modified, and often
True, saying is: “Time (sort of) Heals Many Old Wounds.”
Z97. Code. Codes. Coding.
Coded. The Code (TC). The Codes (TC). The Coding (TC). The Coded (TC). A Code
(AC). Some Codes (SC). Some Coding (SC). Some Coded (SC). About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
In one of My Writings, a
Woman said to The Man, “Welcome to The Family.” Family. Families. The Family
(TF). The Families (TF). A Family (AF). Some Families (SF). Family Member (FM).
Family Members (FM).
And More of My Writings:
Z98. The 1940s were quite an Eventful Decade: Five of
those years were spent fighting World War 2, a War which lasted Six Years. And
the 1940s also saw the (Wise) Non-Implementation of Operation Unthinkable. And
the 1940s also saw the Beginning of The Cold War.
Z99. Rhymes of Mine. Jokes that I Wrote.
Z100. There is the
Concept of Blood Money. Blood Money. Blood Money (BM).
And More of My Writings:
CC1B. There are Many Good Songs to Listen to,
including The Song called Zadok The Priest.
Here
is a Quote from John Piper: “Books don’t change people; paragraphs do,
Sometimes even sentences.”
And More of My Writings:
CC2B. Here is a News Article from
ChristianHeadlines.com entitled: “New Scientific Study Explaining Where Water
Came from Confirms Biblical Account.”
CC3B. And Here is a News Article from New Scientist
Magazine entitled: “Anglo-Saxon remedy kills hospital superbug MRSA.”
CC4B. And Here is a News Article from JesusDaily.com
entitled: “Police Officer was dead 45 Minutes, not giving up…the ER staff prayed…and
a miracle happened!”
CC5B. And Here is a News Article from Fox News
entitled: “Historian discovers secret notes hidden in 500-year-old Bible.”
CC6B. And Here is a News
Article from Kiro7.com entitled: “Northwest Hospital notifies patients who may have
been exposed to Hepatitis B and C, HIV.”
CC7B. And Here is a News
Article from Mic.com entitled: “Italy Is Passing a Law to Make Supermarkets Donate All Their
Unsold Food.” And France has Passed, or is in the process of Passing, a Similar
Law.
CC8B. Stem Cell. Stem
Cells. Stem Cell (SC). Stem Cells (SC).
CC9B. Here is a Quote
from Someone: “Never Hold on to Anything Tighter than You’re Holding on to
God.”
CC10B. And Here is a News
Article from The Huffington Post Entitled: “France’s Grocery Stores Banned from
Wasting Food Under New Law.”
And More of My Writings:
CC11B.
The Leading Causes of Death Statistics. The United States Leading Causes of
Death Statistics. The Regional Leading Causes of Death Statistics. The
Historical, and Current, Leading Causes of Death Statistics May Surprise You.
And More of My Writings:
CC12B. That that Man is
still alive is Indicative of Many Things. And that that Man is (or was) alive
at that Age is Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications of
Many other Things.
CC13B. That that Woman is still alive is
Indicative of Many Things. And that that Woman is (or was) alive at that Age is
Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications of Many other Things.
CC14B. That that Person
is still alive is Indicative of Many Things. And that that Person is (or was)
alive at that Age is Indicative of Many Things. And there are More Indications
of Many other Things.
Here are some Lyrics to
The Band called Wang Chung’s song, “Everybody Have Fun Tonight”: “The Words We
use are Strong. They make Reality.”
There
is much Good Music to listen to, including Jay-Z’s and Rihanna’s Song called,
“Umbrella.”
And More of My Writings:
CC15B.
Divine Inspiration. Divine Inspirations. Divinely Inspired. Inspired by God.
Inspiration by God. Inspirations by God. Inspiration. Inspirations. Inspired.
Inspiration by. Inspirations by. Inspired by. Inspiration from. Inspirations
from. Inspired from. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not
about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
And More of My Writings:
CC16B. There are Many
Good Movies to watch, including The 1997 Film called “The Rainmaker,” and, as
is the case with Many other Movie Trailers, That Film’s Movie Trailer is Good to
Watch too.
CC17B. In one of My
Writings, The Man said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.”
And The Woman said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.” And
The Person said, “Maybe that Person knows something that We don’t know.”
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In The 2016 American
Presidential Primary Season, a Well-Known Candidate Questioned whether another
Famous Person was Really a Member of a Certain Religion.
On The Telephone, The Man
said to His Grandma, “Remember, on The Internet and elsewhere there is a lot of
Deception.”
In one of My Writings,
The Man said, “That is Very Likely Glued on. And those are Very Likely Glued
on.”
Here is a Poem written by Dylan Thomas, called, “Do Not Go Gentle into
that Good Night”:
“Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.”
And More of My Writings:
CC18B. In one of My Writings, The Woman said to
The Man, “I’m a Prayer Warrior.” Prayer Warrior (PW). Prayer Warriors (PW).
CC19B. There are Many Good Movies to watch,
including The Movie called, “War Room,” which is about The Power of Prayer.
CC20B. Pray. Prays. Praying. Prayed. Prayer.
Prayers. About that Subject (ATS). About those
Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
There have been Hundreds
of Wars. And there have been Thousands of Conflicts. And there have been
Thousands of Major Conflicts.
And Here are some More of My Writings and More Headlines and More
Writings:
CC21B. In one of My
Writings, The Man said, “While that does Not answer all of My Questions, that
is a Good Beginning.”
CC22B. There is a News Headline
entitled: “Photo of coffee shop workers praying with customer goes viral.”
CC23B. Here is a Quote
from Louie Giglio: “God Works While We Wait.”
CC24B. And Here is a
Quote from C.S. Lewis: “I believe in Christ like I believe in the sun. Not
because I see it but by it, I see everything else.”
CC25B. There is a CNN News
Headline entitled: “Who is Rachel Dolezal?”
CC26B. There is an ABC
News Headline entitled: “Franklin Graham Questions Obama’s Christian Faith.”
CC27B. There is a CBS
News Headline entitled: “Donald Trump on Mitt Romney in Utah: ‘Are you sure
he’s a Mormon?’”
CC28B. There is a
Scientific American Headline entitled: “Modern Peanut’s Wild Cousin, Thought
Extinct, Found in Andes.”
CC29B. There is a Picture
of a Man’s Hand and Arm covered with what Appears to be Visible Energy and/or
Lightning and/or something similar to those things, and He is carrying a Holy
Bible, and to the Left of the Picture it states, “Trust in the power of His
word alone.”
CC30B.
There is a News Headline entitled: “Why the Earth is Round and The Milky Way is
Flat.”
And More of My Writings:
CC31B. In one of My
Writings, The Man said, “I like Us. And I sort of like Us.” And The Woman said,
“I like Us. And I sort of like Us.” And
The Person said, “I like Us. And I sort of like Us.”
CC32B. That is a Good
Beginning. That is Good. That is OK. That is Fine. That is a Good Start. That
is a Beginning. That is a Start. That is an OK Beginning. That is an OK Start.
That is a Fine Beginning. That is a Fine Start. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
CC33B. Organized.
Organize. Organizes. Organized. More Organized. More Organized than that. Sort
of Organized. Kind of Organized. Kind of More Organized than that. Sort of More
Organized. Sort of More Organized than that. About that Subject (ATS). About
those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects
(NATS).
CC34B. Inner Sanctum
(IS). Inner Sanctuary (IS). Inner. Outer. Outer Sanctum (OS). Outer Sanctuary
(OS). In. Out. Inner. Outer. Side. Sides. Siding. Sided. About that Subject
(ATS). About those Subjects (ATS). Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about
those Subjects (NATS).
There are Many Good Television Shows to Watch,
including Star Trek -- and the Variety of Star Trek Shows, such as Deep Space
Nine (DS9), Voyager, and Star Trek: The Next Generation -- and The Television
Show called The Americans.
And More of My Writings:
CC35B. Here is as Quote
from Someone: “Some People Try to Turn Back Their Odometers. Not Me, I want
People to Know Why I Look this Way. I’ve Traveled a Long Way, and Some of The
Roads Weren’t Paved.”
CC36B. And Here is
another Quote from Someone: “Believe[.] Hope[.] PRAY [.]”
CC37B. And Here is
another Quote from Someone: “Because He Lives I can Face Tomorrow.”
CC38B. Here is a Quote
from The Bible, Isaiah 51:10: “Was it Not You Who Dried Up The Sea, The Waters
of The Great Deep; Who made The Depths of The Sea a Pathway for The Redeemed to
Cross Over?”
CC39B. And Here is
another Quote: “God has Perfect Timing. Trust Him.”
CC40B. Spiritual Warfare.
Spiritual Warfare (SW). Spiritual. Spirituality. Spirituality. Spiritually.
Spirit. Spirits. Warfare. About that Subject (ATS). About those Subjects (ATS).
Not about that Subject (NATS). Not about those Subjects (NATS).
CC41. Here is a Quote
from Someone: “Dear Lord, Please Wrap Your Arms around those Who are Hurting
Today, and Let Them Feel How Much You Love Them. Amen.”
CC42. And Here is another
Quote from Someone: “Lord, open Our Eyes to See Your Glory Around Us.”
CC43. And Here is another
Quote from Someone: “Faith Takes Us Beyond Ourselves, to Where God is.”
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